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Things I am thankful for

 -Drunk people that do things funny enough to make me laugh/write about

-Thera-flu daytime to get me through work while I am dying of a cold

-my co-workers, who are the coolest and funniest group of people

-my family, who are really the coolest and funniest group of people

-Grey Goose

-The drunk girl who made out with the kid that ate a urinal cake…(this will make me laugh for days, no, weeks to come)

-my strange ability to have coherent conversations with seemingly incoherent people

-my incredible rubber band flicking accuracy

Things that I really am thankful for

-my husband who is super supportive and loving

-my son who allowed me to love in a way I didn’t know existed

-the rest of my family for being cool enough that I actually look forward to get-togethers

-my religion for reasons that I couldn’t begin to explain

-I can’t cover everything I’m thankful for without boring some of you to death (if dancing with the stars hasn’t beaten me to it…have I mentioned that I hate that show?) so I’m going to end it here. I hope you all have a wonderful thanksgiving!