bartenderbaby

I’m coming home from work yesterday (from my regular day job.) as I pull into the driveway I notice an old blue truck with a huge freezer in the back drive past. I get out grab the trash can and check the mail, ugh…boring every day crap. As I’m putting the can away that same old truck comes barreling into my driveway and this huge guy gets out to talk to me.

This situation might seem OK so far, but if you’ve read my previous blogs you know that I have a tendency to get abnormally frightened in normal situations. So immediately I start sweating and I get these crazy images in my brain about the two guys hacking me up in my garage and driving away with all my pieces in the freezer. (it’s messed up I know. I probably need therapy whatever.)

Anyway, so the guy whips out this paper and starts rambling on about some meat he’s selling and what not. When I don’t say anything (Because now I’m thinking about them selling my ass to an unsuspecting neighbor.) he grabs a box of steaks and proceeds on with his sales pitch. Most of which I didn’t hear, because I’m a big scaredy cat.

As it turns out I’ve heard of the company it’s called Simply Delicious Meats www.simplydeliciousmeats.com so I buy a couple boxes, the guy collects my money and goes on his way. My guess is that he tells this story at their next sales meeting, only I’m the fidgity lady that stares a lot and makes him do his pitch out in the driveway in the freezing ass cold.

Even though you don’t know it next door Nancy, it was I who saved you from a future life of cannibalism.  You’re welcome.

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