bartenderbaby

Things that annoy me:

-Chapped lips. What the hell did people do before chap-stick?

-Getting old/fat. I want to fit my ass into the cute green dress but I just can’t do it. I can’t.

-Burning the roof of my mouth on hot ass pizza. Then for like a week you can’t eat anything because it hurts.

-Being sick with a cold. (often accompanied by chapped lips.) double whammy.

-People with shitty attitudes. Everyone hates you, it’s not just me.

-Wine mixed with sprite. Sick.

-Adult acne. You’re ruining my life.

-Surveys on myspace.

Generally speaking, I try not to blog while in a shitty mood because I’ll get over it and feel bad about being a negative Nancy later. I might write something nice and uplifting tomorrow you never know. Being a woman is tricky business.