Jan 05 2009
Negative Nancy
Things that annoy me:
-Chapped lips. What the hell did people do before chap-stick?
-Getting old/fat. I want to fit my ass into the cute green dress but I just can’t do it. I can’t.
-Burning the roof of my mouth on hot ass pizza. Then for like a week you can’t eat anything because it hurts.
-Being sick with a cold. (often accompanied by chapped lips.) double whammy.
-People with shitty attitudes. Everyone hates you, it’s not just me.
-Wine mixed with sprite. Sick.
-Adult acne. You’re ruining my life.
-Surveys on myspace.
Generally speaking, I try not to blog while in a shitty mood because I’ll get over it and feel bad about being a negative Nancy later. I might write something nice and uplifting tomorrow you never know. Being a woman is tricky business.
What!?! No Mariah Carey songs as things that annoy you?
I think it is a bit theraputic to be a negative nancy once in awhile, and adult acne is really getting on my nerves too…How are we going to knock it out???