bartenderbaby

I went parking lot sledding again this weekend. It snowed some more since the last time so our mountain had some new (more dangerous) dynamics. We started down the opposite side because the original path dead ended on direct pavement and since I’m pretty attached to my front teeth we decided not to risk it.

J and I started out ourselves and were later joined by a couple of onlookers who were then joined by a few more spectators. After they saw how much fun we were having everyone decided to have a go. J got down to the bottom and instead of carrying her makeshift sled (a.k.a. serving trays from the bar) back to the top she just winged it like  a Frisbee to one of our bosses who was a little on the tipsy side anyway. He caught it right in the manhood and fell backward to roll/fall right down the back side of the hill.

I wish I wish I wish I had caught it on video so you would have a visual to this story. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. This poor guy gets up all snow covered, hands cupped over his injury and without saying a word, limps back into the bar.

The rest of us went down a few more times. I crashed on a ride toward the end and bashed my head into a big rock of ice/snow. It was funny to be sure but not nearly as funny as D getting his rocks bashed and falling down the snow mountain. Ahhh….winter fun.